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actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via in-the-end-we-all-end-up-alone)

Tagged: #truth #glasses 
me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: ...
me: does this have wi-fi

slomps:

They said ‘money can’t buy you happiness’ but I met a poor man who wanted to be rich, but have never met a rich man who wanted to be poor

(via in-the-end-we-all-end-up-alone)

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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(via charlotte-the-ultimate-fangirl)

(Source: panic-at-the-bilbo, via thenuttycritic)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via moogylouchu)