when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
Finishing a video game with a sad ending
Finishing a video game with a happy ending
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
well that would obviously be the first sentence
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
Look at his fucking legs
He doesn’t even fucking fit in the fucking kart I’m gonna D I E
how the fuck does link know how to drive tho…….
he went to hyrule’s driving school you fuckning
I can’t fucking wait to play as this dork in Mario Kart 8
Villains with tragic backstories:
What am I doing with my life, Isabelle. What. Am. I. Doing.
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
I’ve never called Christmas lights ‘fairy lights’.